“Merry Christmas Almost Everyone” Ornament – 3.75" Tall Layered Wood Funny Holiday Tree Decor – Classic Movie Quote Ornament

Add a dose of holiday sarcasm and movie magic to your tree with this “Merry Christmas Almost Everyone” Ornament! Inspired by a classic holiday character, this layered wood ornament features an engraved sketch of a festive moment, surrounded by stars, mistletoe, and candy cane details.

It’s the perfect ornament for fans of holiday humor, awkward family gatherings, or just telling it like it is.

🎬 Product Features:

• Approx. 3.75" tall layered wood ornament

• Engraved with a classic holiday movie character sketch

• Bold text: “Merry Christmas Almost Everyone”

• Decorated with painted stars, mistletoe, and hearts

• Ornament shape mimics a traditional bulb with scalloped top

• Finished with a festive striped twine hanger

🎁 Perfect For:

• Movie lovers and quote collectors

• Secret Santa and white elephant gifts

• Friends and family with a cheeky sense of humor

• Adding a little sarcasm to your cozy holiday tree

📦 Shipping & Packaging:

Handmade and carefully wrapped for safe shipping. Designed and assembled in the USA.