Funny Holiday Ornament – “Don’t Blame the Holidays, You Were Fat in June” – 3.25" Round Layered Wood Christmas Tree Decor

Bring the sass and the laughs to your Christmas tree with this bold and cheeky “Don’t Blame the Holidays” wooden ornament! Featuring a sleepy holiday kitty and a hilarious saying laser-cut into 3.25” of layered wood, this ornament is the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor (and maybe a sweet tooth).

Crafted with two laser-cut layers and bold red backing, this ornament is a guaranteed conversation starter on your tree or in a stocking.

😹 Quote Reads:
"Don’t blame the holidays. You were fat in June."

🎄 Product Features:

• Handmade 3.25” round ornament

• Two-layer design with engraved text and dimensional detail

• Features a sleepy Santa kitty and bold lettering cut from natural wood

• Backed with festive red painted layer for extra pop

• Lightweight and ready-to-hang with natural twine and wooden bead

Whether you're gifting it to your sarcastic bestie, slipping it into a White Elephant exchange, or adding some snark to your own tree, this ornament is a jolly dose of truth and humor.

🎁 Great For:

• Friends with a sassy streak

• Office parties and Secret Santa

• Funny gift exchanges or stocking stuffers

• Anyone who loves sarcasm and Christmas snacks

📐 Size:

3.25" round (not including hanger)

📦 Packaging:

Each ornament is carefully wrapped and ready to make them laugh. Handmade in the USA with love (and sarcasm).

Each piece in our collection is crafted with intention—balancing timeless design with modern responsibility. We use only high-quality, ethically sourced materials, working closely with skilled artisans who bring every detail to life with care and precision.

Our commitment to sustainability extends from recycled precious metals to responsible stone sourcing and mindful production practices. Whether it's a gift or a personal keepsake, your jewelry is made to last—and made to matter.