Sassy & Festive Ornament Collection

Add a dash of humor and a whole lot of attitude to your holiday decor with our Sassy & Festive Ornament Collection – a laugh-out-loud series of two-layer wooden ornaments featuring cheeky quotes, sarcastic sayings, and funny holiday expressions. These are the ornaments that speak your language—whether you're full of Christmas spirit or just full of coffee!

Perfect for gifting, stocking stuffing, or spicing up your own tree, these handcrafted ornaments are designed to bring joy, laughter, and a little sass to the season.

🎁 Collection Highlights:

  • Laser-cut 2-layer wood construction with vibrant, bold phrases

  • Sayings that range from witty to wildly sarcastic

  • Rustic edges and hand-painted accents with farmhouse flair

  • Lightweight and ready-to-hang with natural twine

💬 Examples of Sayings You Might Find:

  • “This is as merry as I get”

  • “Resting Grinch Face”

  • “Jingle all the way… nobody likes a half-jingler”

  • “Dear Santa, I can explain…”

  • “Don't get your tinsel in a tangle”

✨ Why They’re a Hit:

  • Unique and relatable humor makes them perfect gifts

  • Great for teachers, coworkers, friends, or your own tree

  • Ideal for those who prefer snark over sparkle

From mildly festive to full-on feisty, these ornaments are here to sleigh the season—one sassy saying at a time.