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Funny Christmas Tree Ornament – “I Like Them Real Thick & Sprucy” – 3.25” Round Rustic Wood Holiday Decor – Hilarious Gag Gift for Tree Lovers

Funny Christmas Tree Ornament – “I Like Them Real Thick & Sprucy” – 3.25” Round Rustic Wood Holiday Decor – Hilarious Gag Gift for Tree Lovers

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Bring bold humor to your holiday décor with our “I Like Them Real Thick & Sprucy” ornament – the ultimate tree-lover’s joke! Perfectly sized at approx. 3.25” round and laser engraved on rustic wood, this ornament makes a cheeky statement with deep green text and tree graphics that give it a woodland cabin vibe.

Whether you’re decorating a Christmas tree in your cozy home or gifting a hilarious surprise to your lumberjack-loving friends, this ornament is sure to be a conversation starter. The buffalo plaid hanging ribbon adds just the right rustic touch, making it perfect for farmhouse, rustic, or outdoor-themed Christmas décor.


🎁 Why You'll Love It:

  • Measures approx. 3.25" in diameter

  • Crafted from real wood with engraved design

  • Features classic green text and trees

  • Comes with red-and-black plaid ribbon hanger

  • Makes a hilarious stocking stuffer or white elephant gift

  • Designed for lovers of humor, nature, and pine-scented sass


🎄 Perfect For:

  • Tree enthusiasts

  • Funny friends & family

  • Gag gift exchanges

  • Rustic & woodland-style homes

  • Those who “like ‘em thick & sprucy”

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