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Funny Christmas Tree Ornament – “I Like Them Real Thick & Sprucy” – 3.25” Round Rustic Wood Holiday Decor – Hilarious Gag Gift for Tree Lovers

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Shipping Policy for R&W Family Mercantile

Effective Date: July 2026

Thank you for shopping with R&W Family Mercantile. Every handcrafted item is created and packaged with care by our family. The information below explains how we process and ship orders.

Order Processing

Most orders are processed within 3–5 business days after payment has been received.

Because many of our products are handcrafted or made to order, processing times may vary during busy seasons, holidays, or large custom orders.

If additional time is needed, we'll contact you as soon as possible.

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We currently ship throughout the United States.

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International shipping may be available for select products.

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While we work hard to ship every order on time, we cannot guarantee delivery dates once a package has been handed to the shipping carrier.

Delays caused by weather, holidays, carrier issues, customs inspections, or other circumstances beyond our control are not the responsibility of R&W Family Mercantile.

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If your package arrives damaged, appears to be lost, or you receive the wrong item, please contact us within 5 days of delivery.

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R&W Family Mercantile is not responsible for delays or additional shipping charges resulting from incorrect or incomplete addresses provided during checkout.

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If you have questions about your order or shipping, we're always happy to help.

R&W Family Mercantile

📧 Email: info@rwfamilymercantile.com

📞 Phone: (307) 286-1908

Our Promise

Every order is carefully packaged with the same attention and care that goes into creating our handcrafted products. We appreciate your support of our family-owned business and look forward to creating something special for you.

Decoration material

Wood

Wood Variant sold out or unavailable Acrylic Variant sold out or unavailable

Description

Bring bold humor to your holiday décor with our “I Like Them Real Thick & Sprucy” ornament – the ultimate tree-lover’s joke! Perfectly sized at approx. 3.25” round and laser engraved on rustic wood, this ornament makes a cheeky statement with deep green text and tree graphics that give it a woodland cabin vibe.

Whether you’re decorating a Christmas tree in your cozy home or gifting a hilarious surprise to your lumberjack-loving friends, this ornament is sure to be a conversation starter. The buffalo plaid hanging ribbon adds just the right rustic touch, making it perfect for farmhouse, rustic, or outdoor-themed Christmas décor.

🎁 Why You'll Love It:

Measures approx. 3.25" in diameter
Crafted from real wood with engraved design
Features classic green text and trees
Comes with red-and-black plaid ribbon hanger
Makes a hilarious stocking stuffer or white elephant gift
Designed for lovers of humor, nature, and pine-scented sass

🎄 Perfect For:

Tree enthusiasts
Funny friends & family
Gag gift exchanges
Rustic & woodland-style homes
Those who “like ‘em thick & sprucy”

Details

Each piece in our collection is crafted with intention—balancing timeless design with modern responsibility. We use only high-quality, ethically sourced materials, working closely with skilled artisans who bring every detail to life with care and precision.

Our commitment to sustainability extends from recycled precious metals to responsible stone sourcing and mindful production practices. Whether it's a gift or a personal keepsake, your jewelry is made to last—and made to matter.

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