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Funny Holiday Ornament – “Don’t Blame the Holidays, You Were Fat in June” – 3.25" Round Layered Wood Christmas Tree Decor

Funny Holiday Ornament – “Don’t Blame the Holidays, You Were Fat in June” – 3.25" Round Layered Wood Christmas Tree Decor

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Bring the sass and the laughs to your Christmas tree with this bold and cheeky “Don’t Blame the Holidays” wooden ornament! Featuring a sleepy holiday kitty and a hilarious saying laser-cut into 3.25” of layered wood, this ornament is the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor (and maybe a sweet tooth).

Crafted with two laser-cut layers and bold red backing, this ornament is a guaranteed conversation starter on your tree or in a stocking.

😹 Quote Reads:
"Don’t blame the holidays. You were fat in June."

🎄 Product Features:

  • Handmade 3.25” round ornament

  • Two-layer design with engraved text and dimensional detail

  • Features a sleepy Santa kitty and bold lettering cut from natural wood

  • Backed with festive red painted layer for extra pop

  • Lightweight and ready-to-hang with natural twine and wooden bead

Whether you're gifting it to your sarcastic bestie, slipping it into a White Elephant exchange, or adding some snark to your own tree, this ornament is a jolly dose of truth and humor.


🎁 Great For:

  • Friends with a sassy streak

  • Office parties and Secret Santa

  • Funny gift exchanges or stocking stuffers

  • Anyone who loves sarcasm and Christmas snacks


📐 Size:

3.25" round (not including hanger)


📦 Packaging:

Each ornament is carefully wrapped and ready to make them laugh. Handmade in the USA with love (and sarcasm).

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